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Hello, Visitor!
I am not a spammer.
Please do not blame me if you recieved spam email from an address APPARANTLY from this domain. Some thoughtless jerk has taken my nice little personal domain name to use for his/her nefarious purposes. On the other hand, if you actually responded to it in order to buy pirated software or a sex improvement system or something equally questionable and are looking for more information or something, well, I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but you won't be getting your male enhancement drugs anytime soon. And I have some real bad news about Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the goodwill of the government towards the American people...

If you are the spammer, just checking in or something, I hope that you are well and would you perhaps mind NOT using my domain name? Whatever you decide, please know that I have faith that sometime in your short existence this and all of your other misdeeds will return and bite you on the ass. Really, there must be less annoying jobs available.

Love,
Me
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